Sadly, it Appears His Condition is Hereditary. (Aka, Living in Utah)

Me: (Proudly,) So, I voted today. I voted against the vouchers.

Dad: Me too! I voted against the vouchers too!. Except my ballot was special, do you know why?

Me: Why?

Dad: Because on my ballot, it asked, "Do you wish Dick Cheney would die of a fatal heart attack?" And I said, "Yes." And then it said, "Do you wish George Bush would die?" And I said, "Yes." And it was at that moment, that I realized I was having a delusion, right there in the voting booth.


Anonymous said...

I really, really, really, wish my ballot would have allowed me to vote on those two things.

Stephanie said...

me too my friend, me too