Me: (Proudly,) So, I voted today. I voted against the vouchers.
Dad: Me too! I voted against the vouchers too!. Except my ballot was special, do you know why?
Dad: Because on my ballot, it asked, "Do you wish Dick Cheney would die of a fatal heart attack?" And I said, "Yes." And then it said, "Do you wish George Bush would die?" And I said, "Yes." And it was at that moment, that I realized I was having a delusion, right there in the voting booth.