I do not even want to tell you how many empty cans of diet coke I found while cleaning out my car this morning. (I told you it would be riveting.) It numbers between "embarassingly alot" and "holy crap this is alot of diet coke cans."
And Sarah Hughes Smart, this should make you happy, I did not recycle any of them. Sorry Earth, but I'm still pissed about that little prank called "winter."
And the move that will get me moved out of Limbo and straight into hell? I'm kinda pissed at John right now. Yes, that John. Bible John. I think he was translated (or was that the other one.) Anyway, I was reading John, and dude, do you have to say OINTMENT and WIPE so much? Ugh. Two of the most disgusting words in the whole world and your chapters are crawling in OINTMENT and people are always WIPING.
Sorry John. But at least you are probably translated and I am going to hell.
author is sent directly to hell where she is forced to say/read "ointment" twenty times a day.