"So your mom told me that she wasn't sick at all with you."


"When she was pregnant."

"Why were you talking about that with my mom?"

"I dunno. She was just telling me. I don't know why half of the things that happen at your parents house happen.....I find it is better not to know."


"Actually, I think we were trying to conspire some way to......"

"Get me pregnant?"

"Maybe. Yes. I mean no. I mean it is just a joke. I don't know!"

Later, Reading over my shoulder- "I didn't say it like that!"

Yes you did. And now your evil plot has been revealed to the internets!!!!!!!!!

Conclusion- I am not pregnant.

1 comment:

Jessica said...

Not pregnant yet huh? Me either.