Behold. The most offensive instance of "Utah nameitis." Ever.
In today's third period there was a girl named "Qylci." When I got to her name on the roll, I struggled for a few seconds with the pronunciation, prompting her to roll her eyes and say....
Kelsey?????? wtf. Since when is "Kelsey" spelled with a "Q?"
Since Utahns started having a million kids and running out of suitable names, that's when.
Sheesh. Maybe I'll change my name to Steqphanie and inform people that the "q" is silent.