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5/26/08

to self from jimmeny cricket

dear stephanie,

it has come to our attention that you spend WAAAY to much time blog/internet surfing and not enough time doing your homework.

need i remind you that your grad program is very expensive? more importantly, how will you continue to intellectually b*#ch slap comment mccommentster every day if you haven't done the reading? hmmmmm?

also, you really shouldn't have told the internet that you frequently (always) go about bra-less. now everyone is looking at your boobs to determine their sag-factor. unwise, unwise.

please stop blogging and do your homework.

love,

your conscience, aka, the little angel you so repeatedly brush off your shoulder.

5 comments:

mommy dearest said...

Do your homework. Drink some coke, eat some chocolate. Blog away baby.

Nik "the BoyWonder" said...

I think it is funny that your conscience does not know how to use the "Shift" button. You should teach it to do so!

Lena said...

Homework is overrated. Keep bogging, it keeps me entertained at work!

Mar said...

This is why I don't have Facebook or MySpace pages. Blog stalking takes too much of my time as it is.

Spencer said...

Well steph, I agree homework is good to do, but your blog makes the most boring days interesting.