No, I am not going private. Me going private is about as likely as me actually melting from humiliation. And since I am not a character out of Wizard of Oz............
Pretty much I spent two minutes being embarassed, three minutes capitalizing on the embarassment by writing a blog post, and two seconds getting over it.
Plus, it is rude to go private. It gets in the way of proper stalking.
Oh, and internet, when you admit to blog stalking it is stalking, not stocking.