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7/16/08

Overheard while walking about my neighborhood.

Kid to friend:

"I wonder if my parents are out yet. They usually only come out at night."

me (thinking): Her parents must be vampires.

Other kid, yelling insult to friend:

"Tree Hugger!"

me (thinking): His parents must be vampires. Right-wing vampires.....

6 comments:

Brittney said...

I just came across your blog while stalking, and decided to come out of lurkdom to tell you how much I enjoyed reading it for the past hour. Your posts have so much intelligence and wit. It's always nice to find someone whose blog is different and refreshing. Thanks!

Nik "the BoyWonder" said...

Wow!!! I love these kind of posts.....

Valerie said...

Twilight much? I will admit I have now been through the series 5 times. In the last 2 1/2 months. Pathetic, I know.

Lena said...

I think I will aspire to be a right-wing vampire....

Spencer said...

I hate conservative vampires :)

wonder woman said...

Have you ever cut yourself and thought, "Oh no! They'll smell it!"?

'Cuz that'd be weird if you did. I don't know anyone who's had an experience like that.....no one at all.

(In my defense, it was my first time through the series so I was reading them about 17 hours/day.)