Now that I have told you how craptastic the tips at my job are, would anyone, um, like to work there with me? Hourly wages are available.
Serving Food to unappreciative customers.
Singing Fergie's "Fergalicious" song on demand whilst performing any of these tasks.*
Pretty much everything you do at home, except now you earn some form of monetary compensation. However, unlike at home, (or at least my home,) you cannot call any of the "patrons" retards.
I'm sort of serious. If you are a college student, or someone looking for some extra hours via part-time work....you should contact me or something......
On an unrelated note-
It has been duly noted that I am a bad publisher-of-comments, and that some people waited 5 days for their comment to be published. Sorry. I will improve.