I previously posted about my current responsibilities
However, my sister recently broke-up with her boyfriend, so the odds of her getting pregnant (which I would say were pretty slim anyway, she's a good girl,) are suddenly very low.
This does not pacify my mother, who called to mention that she had left a large sum of cash hidden in the house in case of an emergency.
me: Mom, that is a lot of cash, what do you think is going to happen?
Mom: Oh, I dunno, an emergency?
me: Like what?
Mom: Like you have to bail someone out of jail?
Is there something my mom is trying to tell me? Like my sisters are suddenly sexually active? That they got involved with the mob after I got married, and they are fleeing to Germany to throw off a loan shark? What is it?