I feel "eh" about the whole blog thing lately.
What should I write about?***
Ask me a question, I'll tell you not very many lies.* (Meaning, I'll answer them in some blog posts)**
* if your question is something along the lines of "why do you suck so much," I'm going to ask you to take a moment, shut your eyes, and imagine my hand with a certain finger extended. Then I will delete your comment before it ever sees the light of day.
**Also, I'm not going to tell you where I live, my last name (even though it is awesome and has a "z" in it,) where I teach, etc.
***if no one asks me anything, I'll shrivel up and wilt from blogger shame.