I don't want my students to know:
1) I have never taken an American Government class. Not in High School, Not in College, not ever. I have no idea how to teach one, but I am going to try my very best to teach you about American Government. And probably try to brain-wash you into Obama loving socialists. JK! JK! Sort of.
2) I am only five years older than you. 6 if you're lucky.