Spouse is having his legs scanned tomorrow to see if he has any blood clots left. I told him that he isn't allowed to have blood clots anymore, so the scan will definitely come back negative.
Now we have to decide what to do for our anniversary this year. Because what can top a harrowing hospital stay and learning how to give your husband shots while the top of your wedding cake* defrosts in the microwave?
*We still have cake. Lots of frozen cake. You should come over. We'll have a party.