*because really, if you are looking for something life affirming in the next few paragraphs, you should probably move on.
1. I have taken to sewing obsessively instead of doing my homework. ____________ That space there? That was room for some of you to judge me.
All done? Good. Because sewing is awesome. It's the one domestic thing my mother successfully taught me how to do. Not that she didn't try to teach me other things.The fact that I suck at cooking and can't keep up on my laundry is my own damn fault. Anyway, I've been sewing. I may even post pictures of my creations, because seriously, I've already posted about my wedding, bragged about my husband, (apparently saying he got into grad school is bragging,) and it just seems fitting that I should start posting pictures of my creations. Since I may or may not graduate from grad school.
Next step? Accidental-on-purpose-pregnancy.
2. The best diet coke in all the land is to be had at Eat-a-Burger. It's in Holladay, for those wondering, by the old Cottonwood mall. I don't know why it is so good, but it is. Maybe it's the whole wedge of lime they will put in there if you ask. Just fyi, lemons and limes at restaurants are gross and usually covered in germs. But at Eat-a-Burger, I DO NOT CARE.
Maybe I don't care because along with having the best diet coke, all the employees are smokin' hot. I'm serious. So far I have only encountered females, but from what I've seen, in order to work at Eat-a-Burger you must be:
b. between the ages of 18-22
e. extremely hot. In that fresh-off-the-farm freckled and tan innocent girl next-door-way.
It's starting to give me a complex, since I usually frequent their establishment after spending half a day not doing my homework or showering.
By the way, there is no logical correlation between hot restaurant employees and me suddenly being less germ-phobe. But yet, the correlation exists.
3. I think they put cocaine in those cadbury egg candies. Or I just have an addictive personality. You decide. Thank you, Word of Wisdom, from preventing me from drinking, smoking, or doing drugs harder than caffeine.
That is all. Tomorrow I will do my homework, I promise.