But I don't suck at watching TV! Which is what I am doing right now.
Which means a few things for you:
1. I shall NOT be held accountable for any spelling grammatical errors. The TV, it is sucking my brain. Just as my father said it would.
2. The post will be particularly ADDish. While having ADD makes one particularly fond of multi-tasking, it doesn't mean one is actually GOOD at multi-tasking. Achilles heal.
3. I forgot where I was going with this. See previous.
Anyway, we have much good news to announce here, at casa de Child Bride and Spouseman, and so here we go. Oh! And also! There may or may not be smush. I haven't decided yet.
a. I am finished with student teaching! It is thrilling.
b. Spouseman was accepted to Grad School. Sucker...
c. We celebrated our 2 year anniversary last weekend. And so I have decided to post some cheesy/mushy wedding pictures. But it is legit, as I am talking about my wedding, and recent anniversary, and not just posting it randomly. i.e. "I went to the grocery store and I was happy! Here is a wedding picture to show what my happy face looks like!" or, "I love my brother! Here's a picture of him at my wedding! Since I only have wedding pictures, apparently!" So. Legit. But still Mushy. Anyway.*
I need to tell you that this shot was not followed by cake-smashing. I am opposed to cake smashing. You don't have to be. But I am.
We were too cheap to buy food for our reception. So we served babies.
* Look, okay, I did post a picture of my sister at my wedding for her birthday post. So yes, I am a bit of a hypocrite. But I have just made an amendment to my rule. Child Brides may post as many pictures of their wedding as they want if they are TOTALLY AWESOME pictures of food consumption and/or if they make you ask "Why did the photographer take that picture, anyway." So we are still good. But if I do it again, I will just swallow my pride and write a post proclaiming how much my husband spoils me and resort to talking in a weird hybrid of both babyandoldlady talk for the rest of my life "my husband got is such a darling dear he bought me an sweet pressie for my matchey-match kitchen I soooo spoiled....."