If you are LDS, all your men are going to a priesthood session tonight. Some of you women may be going out with friends, or with family.
The women in my family usually order pizza at an aunt's house, and we hang out.
I'm going. I'm hungry. I'm also wearing one of "those shirts" that make you look pregnant.
I'm not. But if I go, eat like I'm planning on eating, wearing "that shirt...."
It will be like the great dress debacle of October 2007, ("You're Pregnant! No I'm not! Don't bother lying! WE CAN SPOT A PREGNANCY! No I'm not! LIAR.....)
But I'm so lazy. It (the shirt) is so comfy.
Do I change? Or not?
(not going/eating is not an option....)
update: EPIC FAIL PEOPLE.... why isn't everyone else on the internet all the time...
whatever. wearing the shirt...