I will admit that I think is is vaguely adorable how you guys all hug each other upon arriving at work. And offer to rub each other's shoulders, and give supportive side hugs when a customer is rude, and braid each other's hair after the lunch rush, etc.*
But, seriously, as I politely told one of you yesterday, I'm really not a toucher. Thanks, though.
No. Seriously. Stop touching me.
Also, I will admit that I do not think it is amusing when you take my request as a challenge. I've been a non-toucher for over two decades now, and no amount of subtle arm rubbing is going to make me a hugger, a back-rubber, a side hugger, or a hair braider.
Are you serious? I said stop.
You know what, I changed my mind. You're right, co-worker(s), you can make me into a toucher. The next time you start rubbing my shoulders, I will punch you in the face.
Have a nice day!
Love, (and no hugs, and no kisses)
*Everything but the last item is based on real events.