Nothing is more romantic than taking yourself on a late night walk around the neighborhood.
Nothing is more terrifying than walking by a supposedly empty car, only to have in lurch violently towards you just as you pass by.
Nothing is more awkward than looking in the unrolled windows of said car to see that what you thought was an eight-legged monster trying to break free of its Honda Civic prison is in fact two teenagers going at it in the back seat.
Nothing is more pathetic than following up your initial mini-scream that could probably only be heard by dogs, with an "uh, hey, um, sorry, okay, bye."*
ps. Thanks to all who played nicely in the last post. I so enjoy the internet, don't you?