Yes we Can! (and, Did!)
Joy to the World!
Big Brother is Watching!
And other celebratory phrases.......
Guess what internet! The Era of Big Government, ahem, I mean, The Era of Stephanie's Useless Masters Degree is OVER.............
I got a teaching job. Is it temporary, yes. Is it part-time, yes. But what the hell! Pseudo job is better than no job, and a hell of a lot better than waitressing.
I'm so excited to start TEACHING 15 year olds, instead of simply ordering them to buss my table.
I'm teaching 10th Grade English at a High School near you. By any luck, by the time the real teacher comes back from extended leave, I'll have transformed her students into socialist liberals who love black people! *
*I'm totally kidding. Seriously. My goals are much more simple. Basic understanding of whatever novel I'm teaching, and knowing the difference between a simile** and a metaphor is all I need to feel I've done my job. So calm down, Republicans.
**yep, that was mispelled before, judge me please.