If one more Twilight-obsessed functionally illiterate newlywed compares Gale from Hunger Games to Edward *(or swoons over Peeta like he's the reincarnation of the author's weird romantic fantasy, and not a complex and well-written character,) I will probably kill someone.
Or, ever the alternative, quietly mock them on the internet.
*It's like comparing a twinkie to fresh baked bread! It's like comparing kool-aid to fine wine!(Not that I would know, but whatever.)
You can continue the analogies on your own. Just find some mass-produced, mediocre thing, and try to equate it with something well-made and creative.
That is all.