1. There is no name on the paper, but you recognize the handwriting and/or the doodles. And/or the proclamations "I love you Mrs. Mormonchildbride!*" written in the margins.
2. The essay itself is kind of crap, but the flowery border, and fancy script is meticulously executed. Also, little hearts dot the entire essay.
3. Your students actually write"like" in their papers. With the same frequency that they actually say "like." Same with words like "suck" and "totally."
*Obviously, he uses my real name, not my internet alias.