Guess what the universe decided to gift us with this week?!?! (Besides two posts in one day on MCB).
A FREE JACK WEYLAND BOOK FROM DESERET BOOK!
The book is called Saving Kristen, and, well, SPOILER ALERT, here is a description of our leading lady: (pg. 9).
"You're the best looking girl here tonight. Look at you-blonde hair, blue eyes, a great dancer, good smile. A guy can't do any better than that."
Well. I've said it before, and I will say it again. Blonde is the hair color of the righteous!
If any of you actually read this, please email me if the following events occur in Saving Kristen
-Kristen strays off the path to eternal salvation, either via promiscuity or substance abuse.
-A man "saves" Kristen, and helps her return to the path of righteousness.
-Kristen is led astray by a slutty brunette.
-A man makes a vaguely misogynistic comment about women- I mean, what COULD be better than a blonde haired blue eyed dancer with a great smile? NOTHING.
Anyway. Thanks Jack! And thanks anyone who reads this an emails me details! And thanks Gurr for the informative email!
ps, on most computers, links show up as purple. But sometimes they don't. So if you think there should be a link somewhere, there probably is. Maybe just try clicking on random words? Like a treasure hunt?
But just in case, here is an extra, easy- to -see link to my previous musings on Jack Weyland.