This is an email I sent to my friend Gurr this morning. (I told you I was phoning it in.)
Here you go....
"so my sinuses are going nuts, so this morning i tried this gross, but somewhat effective thing where you squirt saline water up your nose, up one nostril, and it comes out the other. I KNOW. GROSS.
anyway, so this happened at like 5:30 this morning, and it seemed to make me feel better, so hurray.
except i just leaned over to get something out of my drawer, and a freaking torrent of saline water came out of my nose and all over the floor.
i am leaking. and i have to teach 15 year olds in an hour, and i have to somehow remind myself to keep my head entirely upright.
gross, gross, but also weirdly hilarious.
That is how my day went. How was yours?
* No. I don't capitalize, punctuate, or spell check my emails. Judge me.