My students were obsessed with the date today.
Glenn Beck was in my sister's endowment session. It's a good thing I didn't see him, or I would not have been able to think kind thoughts.
My students keep giving me diseases, as a punishment for hiding the hand sanitizer. They lost their hand sanitizer privileges after several of them used it as a weapon. (They like to throw it in each other's eyes during fights, because yes, it temporarily blinds their opponent.) And yes, I do work with several students with behavioral disorders.
The faculty room at my school sells cheap diet coke. Thanks for feeding my addiction, _____________ School District.
Jake chose Vienna Sausage, thus recreating a scene I became all to familiar with during my days at the Blessed U:*
Boy, driven by ambition and a lot of false bravado, feigns interest in finding an equally ambitious mate.
Somehow, though, boy always marries the General Education drop-out who claims to be a teacher when she's really and aide.* Or in this case, the Floridian daddy's girl with very bad taste in hair color.
Oh, humanity. Who says reality TV isn't real?
*Can we make a pact to always refer to the University of Utah as the Blessed U? Okay. Thank you.
** I can see the angry comments now. Yes, I am making a generalization based on stereotypes. Yes, stereotypes are sometimes true. Yes, my profession makes me overly sensitive about faker-teachers. No, I am not talking about you. Yes, there are some instances in which a 4 year degree is not feasible. Yes, everyone is different and makes the choices that are best for them......Blah Blah Blah I'm an education snob, and I think I am better than you. Copy. Paste.