As of 12:42 today, I've been married for 3 years, which seems exhilarating and exhausting at the same time. (Mostly because I've never done anything else for three years, and please don't make that into a gross pun.)
And now, for today's in class discussion question:
In my limited experience, when a girl gets a boyfriend, her grades go down. But when a boy gets a girlfriend, his grades go up. Why?
Am I making a gross generalization based on weird gender roles? Do I need to expand my field of inquiry? (So far I've observed the phenomenon 7 times.) Can I just blame society? Because I love blaming society for the world's ills.