Behold. A scene.
This morning, whilst filling out some copy forms in the library....
Student (not mine, a random): Heeeeeeeyyy, you're all dressed up, why are you all dressed up. You look, really nice.
Me: Crickets chirping. *
Student: Now staring intently. I mean you look really..... long pause......Oh my gosh. You're a teacher. I, I didn't realize, I um, DIDN'T MEAN TO....this is awkward.
Bahahahahahaha. You want to know something gross though, and totally inappropriate? In another universe, someone would have thought this flattering and pursued this. Yes, folks, once again, a school employee has slept with a student. (linksy there) What is wrong with the world? Seriously? I don't understand, so instead, I will just make inappropriate comments about cafeteria workers for the rest of the week.
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*I feel like I need to tell you, I was wearing a calf-length skirt, and A SWEATER SET. So this kid clearly really digs sister missionaries, because not only do I know that sleeping with a 15 year old is wrong, but also I know how to dress at work with the teens.