"If a student is convicted of a felony, can they still walk with NHS* at graduation?"
(another teacher, in reply)
"I don't know, but here's a better question, can that convicted felon SPEAK at graduation?"
(a student, running to take an AP Test)
"I'm fine! I'm FINE! I JUST NEED TO REMEMBER TO BREATHE."
"His last name sounds like an STD."
"Mrs. L! I hit a deer!"
"Like a "Pulls Santa's sleigh deer?"
"Yeah, my Dad and I were drunk up the canyon, so he dared me to get out of the car and punch this deer in the road!"
"And now I have to go to court! Because a ranger saw us! And I endangered an animal. Hey, can I turn in my rough draft a little late?"
I really enjoy my job.
*National Honors Society