Even though I'm supposed to.
2. Real Christmas Trees
3. Modern Family. Put. Your. Pitchforks. Down. *
4. The UEA
6. Your kid.**
*Look. I get it. It is funny. I'm just too busy watching every Community episode 3 times in a row. I don't have time for Modern Family. No matter how adorable the gay couple or Asian baby.
** No, no, not your kid. I LOVE your kid. Of course.
What don't you like? (Even though you're supposed to...)